Screenshot: Sony Advertises PS Vita Using A Woman With Four Breasts

Published on November 1, 2012, by Ernice Gilbert - Posted in PS Vita, Sony 13

No one does it like Sony. Advertising. In hopes of driving more sales and, importantly, viral attention to its fledgling handheld console, the company has employed a strategy it hopes will take off speedily: cringe-worthy marketing – using a woman with four breasts.

Two touchscreens, twice the sensation, apparently.

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13 Comments on "Screenshot: Sony Advertises PS Vita Using A Woman With Four Breasts"

rpatricky November 1, 2012 at 10:20 am -

Must……buy…….Vita
Christos Chatzisavvas November 1, 2012 at 10:26 am -

I see the tactic works.
rpatricky November 1, 2012 at 10:29 am -

Must also surgically install 2 additional arms.
Ernice Gilbert November 1, 2012 at 10:31 am -

:: hahahahaha – you something else, Patrick! Haha!
Christos Chatzisavvas November 1, 2012 at 10:32 am -

No, that would be bad. Having more than you can handle adds to the pleasure, with 2 more arms you’d have 1 for each hand, so you would get bored quickly.
Ernice Gilbert November 1, 2012 at 10:34 am -

LOL – chuckling away here! You guys are something else! I like Christos’s point, however. Makes sense.
rpatricky November 1, 2012 at 10:44 am -

Ok. But it would make hugs that much better.
Ernice Gilbert November 1, 2012 at 10:50 am -

What would? Not the four hands!
rpatricky November 1, 2012 at 10:53 am -

2 up top and 2 down low. She may have 4 boobs but only 1 butt….. Hopefully.
Ernice Gilbert November 1, 2012 at 11:02 am -

That’s why I love my girls normal. Beautifully and wonderfully made. And by girls I mean my wife! My two arms are flexible enough that I catch all portions – high and low. Haha
rpatricky November 1, 2012 at 11:15 am -

Well said good sir, well said indeed…………. Especially since she probably reads the comments. Haha
Ernice Gilbert November 1, 2012 at 11:21 am -

Yep! Haha. Dog houses. I don’t like them
TheGrimOfDeath November 1, 2012 at 1:17 pm -

I’m just a boy reading all these comments and going. What. The. Actual. Fudge.

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