Dear Call Of Duty, It’s Been Good, But Our Love Affair Is Over

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“Hello, hey COD, what’s up?” Yeah, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something. I know we’ve been in love for a very long time, but for some reason I haven’t been feeling the same as I’ve felt in past times. I, I…I don’t know how to say this so bare with me…. I, I’m seeing someone else.”

“Please, don’t get mad! Hello? Did COD just hung up on me? Ah crap! Let me dial again. Hello? COD? Why did you hang up? Because you can’t believe it? Come on! I’ve been telling you to change for a very long time but you wouldn’t listen to me! We’ve been making the same love for over 7 years! There’s no excitement here! It was was good, I’d scream for you when we’d get together. You were also the best-looking, hottest girl on the block. But you’ve refused to change in recent years.

You’ve gotten complacent, you’ve used the same engine for too long, and now, our passionate love-making have become stale. Dead. Boring. Repetitive. It’s become damn shameful and unsatisfying. AND DON’T WANT YOU ANY LONGER!

You want one more year? I don’t have such patience, woman! I need good loving and I need it now! That’s why I’ve turned to Battlefield 3; she’s so caring. She loves me. You should see her. She’s the best-looking woman in town. Her colors are so flawless you’d think they were divinely created. Her walls are destructible, her maps are engaging, her vehicles are amazing – and her sound…oooh! You should hear her call my name!

Battlefield 3 is the most exciting woman I’ve met since, well, you, Call of Duty. And I feel it’s time we part ways. I love you still, but I’ve met someone better. What, will I come back when you upgrade? It depends, woman. But as of now, it’s over between us.

And please don’t bombarded my Instagram with DLC pics. They’re not what I what. Goodbye.

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Ernice Gilbert here. Founder and Editor-In-Chief of Gamesthirst. Thanks for stopping by, make yourself at home!

5 Comments on "Dear Call Of Duty, It’s Been Good, But Our Love Affair Is Over"

  1. TheGrimOfDeath April 26, 2012 at 2:37 pm -

    Seriously Call Of Duty franchise, I gave them a chance to be awesome in MW3, but they failed. If you my girl don’t change in COD 9. I’m going to ditch you for BattleField 4, Sniper Elite, BioShock Infinite. You better change or i’m deleting you from my contacts list.

  2. narwall14 April 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm -

    well you all say your done but when it comes out guess what ,you will be at gamestop buying it like every one else because bf3 will get old and and you don’t want to feel like an idiot.lets stop lying to our selves cod is stuck in all of us no matter how much you say you don’t want it.

  3. benzo April 26, 2012 at 4:34 pm -
  4. benzo April 26, 2012 at 4:40 pm -

    Think it is a different game that the one Gametrailers is going to show???

  5. Ernice Gilbert April 26, 2012 at 7:47 pm -

    Thanks Benzo, will send a post live now. Thanks!

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