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Top Four Xbox 360 Exclusives PS3 Gamers Would Die For

by Ernice Gilbert on August 6th, 2011, under Microsoft, Opinion Piece, Xbox 360

Shannel was perturbed, she’s been talking to her boyfriend on the phone for over an hour, and for some surreal reason beyond her understanding, he couldn’t pull himself together to hold a decent conversation. “I should dump that tool,” she thought, something that would become a reality by the time she hung up the phone.

Michael was raging on about Xbox 360 games he wish he’d played, thinking he never would because some are so old! The buildup happened overtime too. “I want these games on my PS3,” the fanboy uttered, refusing to spend the money he’d saved on a new console, one, he thought, wasn’t up-to-par with Sony’s black behemoth. “Why the hell are there exclusives anyway,” he barked, speaking to Shannel who thought he’d been drugged.

This had never happened before, and there was no reason it should, as Michael never for once told her about his insatiable desires to play Xbox 360 exclusive games – but she had enough; Michael was crying melodramatically: “why didn’t my mom buy me an Xbox 360 when she could! Why God why! I want to play Halo!”

“Michael! Michael! Shannel,” shouted. “Listen to me man! I don’t want you. You’re obviously a child! I’ll go find me a real man, you douche! You idiot! You fool!” She was on a roll now. “What kind of man cries because he hasn’t played game?” asked Shannel, giving the sour guy no time to respond, she continued, “what kind of man rather whine about not playing a game than spend time with his woman? You obviously don’t deserve me, and I obviously deserve better. I’m done, you tool. I’m done!”

Michael didn’t care, he only wanted a chance to play some exclusive Xbox 360 games. In fact he’d die to play them now.

Gears of War 1&2 - Epic Games

Halo: Combat Evolved, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo: ReachBungie

ForzaTurn Ten

Mass Effect Bioware

9 Comments

  1. Sat, 6th Aug 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Why would we need Forza when we have Gran Turismo..? You can rule that one out as well as Mass Effect, since it’s sequels are on PlayStation, which leave just Halo and GOW..
    Really shows you the number of quality exclusives Xbox lacks.

  2. Sat, 6th Aug 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Yeah, but Mass Effect 1 won’t ever show up on PS3.

  3. Sun, 7th Aug 2011 at 4:01 am

    they need forza because PD are so heffed up on graphics they run out of time to get the gameplay and damage system right!
    hell look at GT5!
    decent game, but everytime i play it im saying i cant believe we waited 6 freaking years for this!
    have to pop prey on there, one of the best games ive played this gen!
    i wish 3D realms would come back, take the license off 2K, and give us a proper sequel!
    NOTHING pisses me off more then when a company creates a totally different game, then slaps a well known series name onto it just to increase sales!
    soon will be playing a RTS with the GOW title on it!

  4. Sun, 7th Aug 2011 at 7:18 am

    All good points. I should have up Prey on there indeed.

  5. Sun, 7th Aug 2011 at 10:32 am

    project dark zero was a pretty good game too.
    even shadowrun was pretty good.
    or too human.
    allot of people hated that, but i kinda enjoyed it.

  6. Sun, 7th Aug 2011 at 10:46 am

    Yeah, don’t know what happened, but MS should have continued delivering exclusives.

  7. Mon, 8th Aug 2011 at 9:25 am

    they saw nintys success and wanted a slice of that pie.
    the tens of millions of fans they already had was not enough.
    thats what happened

  8. Mon, 8th Aug 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Yeah.

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