Pigs have wings, and they fly. Because flying into a game store near you will be Duke Nukem: Forever on May 3rd, in the U.S., and May 6th in Europe. I had to write that fact again since it’s so hard to believe. But to add further confirmation, a trailer for the upcoming game’s been released by Gearbox.
Mind you, it’s jam-packed with lawlessness, drugs, dirty words, women, lust – and the bit. It’s yours if you choose past the jump.
Video Thirst: I’m not into These Things
Some people are into vile language and naked women dancing on poles, but I’m not. Others are into breaking the law and getting away scot-free, but that’s not me.
I am, however, into shooting guns with perfect aim and aimlessly at those who’d rather see my end. I’m into traversing the world, hunting for treasures and selling it for huge profits. I’m into racing sims, soccer, and some Football. And lastly, I’m into RPGs that lasts for countless hours.
So that’s me. But you, maybe you’re different. Here’s what I say: to each his own – but at the end of the day, world rather, we must give an account. At the end of the day, we must answer to someone.
It’s your choice.
Return of the King of All Shooters: He’s back, baby! The King of All Shooters returns in an explosive and action packed shooter that puts pedal to the metal and tongue firmly in cheek, among other places. Kick ass from the Vegas Strip to the Hoover Dam all while serenading your ears with your favorite Duke-isms.
Interact With the World, the Duke Way: Experience a fully interactive and immersive look into Duke’s world. Shoot hoops, lift weights, read adult magazines, draw crude messages on white boards or ogle one of the many beautiful women that populate Duke’s life; that is if you can pull yourself away long enough from kicking ass and taking names.
Kick-Ass Arsenal Brings Puts the $^$^* Into Fun: Obliterate enemies in style while giving them the Duke Nukem one finger salute. Prepare to shoot enemies in the face with a bad-ass