I’m sure you’ve heard about the upcoming Mortal Kombat movie, but did you know it’ll follow the story of a “lowly unhappy supermarket employee”? Yep. Brace yourselves.
That’s according to movie site Bloody Disgusting: “With Kevin Tancharoen still attached to direct from Oren Uziel’s screenplay”, the site writes, “we’ve exclusively discovered that the live-action reboot will follow a lowly unlucky supermarket employee who discovers that he has out of this world powers and must decide between good and evil, even though the evil side has helped him discover his true potential and who he really is.”
I’ve personally been disappointed with every outing except the first, anyway, so I won’t hold my breath.