Friday, September 5, 2014
TimeSplitters 4 Is Not Under Development, But It’s There?

TimeSplitters 4 Is Not Under Development, But It’s There?

Crytek explains, in a rather strange way the state of oft-rumored TimeSplitters 4.

“For Timesplitters 4, with ever spiralling development costs, massive teams and endless crunch we decided on a more radical development strategy,” the developer told CVG in a statement.

“In short, the experiment was to implement the infinite monkey theorem. With cloning being a far too expensive option, we spent all of the development budget on buying monkeys on the black market.

Those seven monkeys are now sat in a room with typewriters and lots of mirrors, and we fully expect Timesplitters 4 to be finished soon. Rumours are that they haven’t written any code but just tease the press from time to time. Those damn monkeys.

PS: anyone got any bananas?”

Yep. Make what you want with that.

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  • nick

    LMFAO!
    i love these guys they have a wonderful sense of humour!
    from now on whenever a company responds to leaks and unannounced games THIS is how they should respond!
    monkeys teasing the press, now ive heard everything!
    smart a$$es!
    poor monkeys.
    obviously crytek is feeding them the wrong kind of bananas if they havent written any code yet.
    i guess the analogy of a thousand monkeys at a thousand type writers would eventually turn out the works of Shakespeare does not translate to coding.
    DAM, and i was going to get them to do my assignment for me!
    :(